somebody give me a job.

there's no point in me looking for a job. everything i see on those job websites sucks. the only way i'm gonna get a job is if someone hands one to me.

i don't think employers realize how great of an asset i'd be to their company... or maybe they fear me too much to hire me. granted, i don't have that much experience.... but experience is overrated. sure, someone may have performed some similar task at some similar company, that just makes him/her biased to a certain way of doing things. companies need outside-the-box thinkers like me. someone who'll actually think and perform and revolutionize the industry, and one day rule the world.... [evil laugh] muhahahahahhahahahha [/evil laugh]

hahaha... ah, who am i kidding? people should just hire me because i'm a team player. i work hard. and i'm pleasant to work with. isn't that what really matters?

companies should send ME their resumes.