one of my friends in college was really a genius. he could do complex math problems in his head. he would fold his arms over his desk to pillow his head in physics class and, without taking notes, retain all of the information given by the professor. he was also a computer programming whiz, considered the best at dartmouth for most of his stay there. major software companies (even the big, redmond-based one!) were trying to lure him into their companies.

i'm no genius. i'm just a penniless, unemployed dude with an out-of-tune guitar and chalk-dry eyes....

and that has to go to sleep before my big, fat head falls off of my neck.