paralegal temping sucks. what a boring, lifeless existence-- to stare at papers all day. we're not even talking about fun, colorful, pretty paper; it's stained with time and smells like the corners of my garage (not this webpage (i know some of you are sniffing your monitors) you know that little room where people store their garbage-- wait, is that just my family?). and they're all financial reports: AFIs, ADVs, BDs and RFPs... i was waiting for someone to come ask me for TPS sheets (an allusion to the documentary Office Space).

i must learn to take joy in the little things like staring blankly out the window, praying for that bird to come crashing through the window, producing a mighty, gushing draft that'd send all these legal documents drifting over rockefeller center. bah... who am i kidding?

paralegal temping sucks!