is it possible to overdose on MSG? i got plenty of sleep last night... i shouldn't be feeling this tired. i'm blaming it on the lack of sunlight or the kim-chee bokeumbap from han bat. it seriously gets pitch black at 4pm. what kind of bizarro world is this?

it's probably all for the better. i have to be in tip-top shape for tomorrow's rigorous trials. i have an interview at a temp agency. they're gonna test my word, excel and powerpoint skills. if you've never taken these competency tests, please let me explain how stupendously challenging they are: you sit at a computer. the test administrator runs an application that's disguised as MS Word (or excel or powerpoint). it is, in fact, a program that tests your proficiency in said software. you are prompted with instructions to perform various tasks that utilize the technologically-pioneering, utterly-ingenious functions that make mr. gates proud. be ready to know what to do when prompted to "highlight and bold" ... "save the file" -- wait it gets harder-- "open the file" ... "cut and paste". and just when you think it can't get any more difficult they ask you to "print" --- to print for chrissakes! i'm torn between getting the rest i need and staying up to study for the mind-flexing exam that awaits me tomorrow.

[chandler bing] can i be any more sarcastic/arrogant/cocky? [/chandler bing]