baths are overrated. it just displaces the dirt that's on your body. there's a friends episode where chandler discovers the bliss of taking baths (as opposed to showers, not the act of washing oneself in general). i didn't find it relaxing, soothing, or anything remotely pleasurable. did i do something wrong?

i extended one of my computer speakers into the bathroom, so i'd have some tunes to sing. i filled the tub with warm water with some bath salts i saved from a hotel room. the water was warm to my hand but i discovered burning hot to the rest of my body, so it took me a good 5 minutes to get into the tub. the bath seeds which were supposed to "soften and fragrance" the water just turned the water green-- luckily it didn't turn my skin green. after washing my hair and body, i still didn't feel clean... i think i just redistributed my body's ddeh (korean word for bodily dirt). so i just took a shower.

what a waste of time that was.